(Ed. Note: Dan Hopper is taking a well-deserved vacation this week. In his place, please welcome comedian Cory Cavin. He is one half of the online comedy duo Lynn Lynn (www.lynnlynncomedy.com). You can find him online at www.corycavin.com. And he’s also one of your beloved BNE producers! We’re excited to welcome him on board.)

When Metallica isn’t writing and performing bone crushing metal classics, where do they spend their off time? James Hetfield is of course growling out the lyrics, “Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire – Italian cut chinos! Yeayeeaaaaah!”

The caption on this picture rewrites the bridge of the band’s classic “One” with the their offstage fashion-forward attitude. Possible pic titles?

“…..so I dub the True Religion…”

“And Justice For All Items Now 25% Off!!!”

“Yves St. “Anger” Laurent”

ROFL this one over at ROFLrazzi!

(via Elclon)