- MCMILITARY IS BACK: Kevin McKidd, the guy who played the badass army surgeon from the season premiere of Grey’s Anatomy, was spotted shooting a scene with Sandra Oh today. I don’t care if it’s a spoiler, you guys need to know so you can properly prepare the candles and champagne for Thursday night!
- IT’S A MISTRIAL, B*TCH: Britney Spears’ trial for driving without a license was declared a mistrial today. The judge decided after he looked in the mirror this morning and realized that his career was a sham. (TMZ)
- WHAT RHYMES WITH AXL? Eagles of Death Metal tried to bury the hatchet with Guns N’ Roses in a recent interview, saying that the “Pigeons of Sh*t Metal” incident is ancient history, and that, on the night of the incident, “the guy who showed up was Wacks-l Rose instead of Paxil Rose.” Yowch! And it only took them 2 years to come up with that zinger of a comeback! (Prefix)
- IF THERE’S ONE THING A TRAFFIC COP CAN UNDERSTAND, IT’S HOW DEMANDING BEYONCE CAN BE: A man was pulled over in Connecticut for his erratic driving, and told the officer that he was “scheduled to hook up with Beyonce Knowles at the Geogre Washington Bridge.” Oh of course!!! So sorry sir, I won’t keep you – go get your girl! [Proud smile while watching a lad in love speed off into the night.] (Scandalist)
- MILEY INVADER GETS RAiDED: The individual responsible for the hacking of Miley Cyrus’ e-mail and MySpace account was raided by the FBI today. I’m glad they’re spending their time on this, because last time I checked, that whole Osama Bin Laden thing was totally resolved. (Just Jared)
