I realize I’ve already mentioned Guy Ritchie today, but honestly, how can one pass this gem up? Guy Ritchie stated that making love to Madonna was like “cuddling up to a piece of gristle.” I don’t think I’ve ever heard a better zinger in the midst of a celebrity divorce. Perhaps he’s saying this in response to Madonna calling him “emotionally retarded” during one of her concerts. And to think…it’s only been a matter of days since they announced their split! Buckle up ladies and gentlemen, this is going to be a good one. As Eliot over at Buzzfeed so astutely points out: the definition of gristle is “tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter especially in table meats.”
Well, I’m not sure exactly what gristle looks like, but when you google-image the term, the third result is pretty amazing…see what it is, after the jump.
That’s what Madonna looks like in the bedroom! SCARY! Also, am I alone in the fact that whenever I hear the term gristle, I think of the best line from The Great Outdoors, “THERE’S NOTHIN’ ON THAT PLATE BUT GRISTLE AND FAT!”??
