The Dow Jones is up one day, down the next; banks aren’t giving out any loans; people are getting laid off left and right; Jim Cramer‘s head exploded. But for those of you still in denial about the collapse of not only our nation’s, but the world’s, economy, I offer you the following undeniable evidence:
HOMELESS ELEPHANTS.
Yes. Stare into that homeless elephant’s desperate, overjoyed eyeball as he discovers some melted ice cream on the streets of Thailand. According to animal-photo friendly Pixcetera:
Tourists watch a 3-year-old elephant named Pong Paeng eat some melted ice cream off the sidewalk in front of a mall September 25, 2008 in Bangkok, Thailand. While the elephant is a symbol of Thailand, it is a fairly common site to see the unemployed and homeless animals roaming the city streets begging for food.
Begging, or in the following elephant’s case, just grabbing with his hose nose…
Many elephants await.
Unless he’s just grabbing some extra napkins, something tells me the above elephant has resorted to stealing. Indeed the crisis has effected every creature.
Every creature, that is, except for the world’s most despised breed:
The Frat Boy, or Rapeeus Drunkator. We bet this baby elephant didn’t realize how bad he had it until the sweaty love handles of spoon-fed wealth wrapped their dirty flank around his adorably fuzzed elephant head.
Indeed, we are doomed.
(via Pixcetera)
