Don’t forget, an all-new episode of BWE airs tonight at 11! Check out the “classic” BWE format you love so dear one last time before we switch to the new format (which will still involve the other panelists dropping by frequently and hasn’t even aired yet and you’re already complaining, but we understand, it’s the internet. I personally am pretty excited.)
On the ‘net side of things:
- Which word should replace “douche” in the insult vernacular? There’s a lot of interesting suggestions in the comments, but I’m still gonna have to lobby for “Dickwolf”.
- The Project Runway finale left us all in stitches!!!! Anyone ever make that joke before? Everyone has? Cool.
- Michelle attends the premiere of Oliver Stone’s W., sees Josh Brolin grab his crotch and grows instantly jealous.
- How many hardcore animal-on-animal combinations can you think of? Here’s 20.
- When it comes to college recommendations, U.S. News ain’t got nothin’ on Gossip Girl.
- As a hetero male, I nonetheless confidently understand Michelle’s desire to drape many a thing around Don Draper from Mad Men.
- I will never, ever again say that “PETA has hit rock bottom.” Thank you for proving me wrong yet again, Ms. CutoutDissection.com.
- Someone better have gotten fired when the Today Show serenaded a woman who couldn’t have children with a really depressing song about a woman who couldn’t have children.
- More like, Mischa BEERton, am I right?? This thing on?
- And finally, I let out my Ringo Starr frustrations that I didn’t really realize I’d been bottling up all these years. For the record, “Don’t Pass Me By” isn’t a bad song.
