- David Beckham has launched a new line of food products called GO3 which will be healthy, family-friendly, and infused with whatever oils Victoria uses on her forehead.
- Olympic Gold-winning gymnast, Nastia Liukin, will make a guest appearance on Gossip Girl. Apparently she will play a kinky prep-school athlete who ties Chuck Bass to a balance beam and uses him for mounting practice.
- Teri Hatcher’s hot new Desperate Housewives on-screen lover, Gale Harold, was critically injured in a motorcycle accident. Reportedly, he lost control of the bike when he saw Teri on set not wearing any makeup.
- You’re going to want to go ahead and spend some time checking out the Top 10 Kristen Wiig Moments on SNL. Though, they forgot baby-arms sister from The Lawrence Welk sketch! (via Buzzfeed)
- Britney’s “Womanizer” has jumped to the #1 spot on the charts, solidifying her comeback. I wonder if the courts will consider song rankings when deciding whether or not Britney’s fit to get her kids back.
