How The Presidential Debates Should Have Sounded

Admit it: You sat through each of the Presidential Debates on the edge of your seat as though it were a NASCAR race, waiting for that single, spectacular crash that would explode into a water cooler fireball the next day at work.

Sadly, that explosion never happened. Which is why, to put it simply, the debates pretty much sucked. If only… they would have sounded like this:

It’s the uncomfortable pauses that make it. And the orgies. Also, McCain has a pen!