Stare long and hard at the following picture:
Recognize him? No? Here’s a refresher:
Yes, it’s Jonathan Lipnicki, that adorable kid from Jerry Maguire… as you’ve never seen him before. Namely… shirtless. And in a cowboy hat. And kinda sorta uncomfortable looking… or, is it… too comfortable looking?
An 8 pound human head and more things you can never unsee… ahead.
Why don’t you have a seat right over there?
It’s not the abs that freak me out as much as the D’Angelo crotch arrows.
And what about this?
The far-off stare, the chewing on the wheat… What do you guys think he’s thinking about?
Maybe that crazy fact that bees and dogs can smell fear. I guess we’ll never know.
Here he is just palin’ around with the swim team:
Notice that no one dare put rabbit ears behind the sacred head that is Lipnicki… lest all that pent up Maguire rage bust out when you least expect it.
And before you even dare ask…
Yes, he’s most likely on Myspace. Or masturbating for cash on a web cam. Either/or.
The above photos courtesy of my favorite website on the entire internet: MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN.COM.
