- ROLLER COASTER TYCOONS: The Dow Jones soared a “nearly inconceivable” 936 points today, which is really awesome news for that $130 I have stashed away in my 401k. (Associated Press)
- BETTER THAN GOOD N’ PLENTY: Sorry, Amy Winehouse, but if you want to shock us at this point, you’re gonna have to do a lot better than making cocaine candy in your cotton candy machine. Call us back when you drop a baby in there. (WWTDD)
- HOTDORSEMENT: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel rallied for Obama in Las Vegas today, although if they really cared, they could’ve just sealed the election by f*cking in front of everyone. (Us Magazine)
- UNIVERSAL SOLDIER – THE ACQUISITION: NBC/Universal is striking a deal to distribute Dreamworks movies, meaning that we’re now down to five companies existing in the world. Also, Microsoft is merging with Viacom and Coca-Cola is set to merge with Disney. (Defamer)
- TODAY’S BOX OFFICE NEWS: In its second week of release, Beverly Hills Chihuahua still outgrossed Body of Lies at the box office (Hollywood Reporter)
- TOMORROW’S BOX OFFICE NEWS: Body of Lies Director/Producer Ridley Scott has shot himself.
