This new dinosaur toy named Kota, from Hasbro, can be yours for just $300. He roars in ecstasy when you bounce on his back, he burps after you feed him, he’s an all around fun guy, and he’s obviously f*cking DERANGED.

Now, I’m not going to lie, I probably would have begged for this when I was a kid. At first, I’d love Kota. But with each increasingly nasty-sounding noise he made, I’d start to get uncomfortable with him. Something just wouldn’t feel right. Then, one night, while I’m sleeping, something would go wrong inside Kota’s wiring and he would, un-provoked, make a crazy, slowed-down roar (you know how toys get SUPER creepy when the batteries start to die?). NOT WORTH IT.

(via Science for Sissies)