“Move over Karate Kid,” you karate-related human from 24 years ago, and make way for a monkey in a karate suit who people hold boards in front of so that when he makes regular monkey movements it appears that he’s a well-trained martial arts master!

(Who am I kidding — if I had a monkey, I’d be forcing him to do adorable karate tricks 24/7, and blasting “You’re The Best (Around)” and finding a bunch of evil chimps to play the Cobra Kai…)