Ummmm why are you even reading this? As indicated in the title, you should be copying and pasting this link into an e-mail and sending this to your mother RIGHT NOW. Why? Well, because it’s a muntjac fawn who was delivered via C-Section after his mother was hit by a car.
And, well… he looks like this:
AND HIS NAME IS RUPERT.
He’s basically a living, breathing chocolate chip cookie with a halo.
Better yet? HE’S ONLY 6 INCHES TALL AND WEIGHS A POUND AND A HALF. Here he is sleeping in front of a Beenie Baby:
Don’t fear, Mom: Many more photos ahead.
This deer is so cute I literally want to put him in between two pieces of bread, stick him in a panini machine, and eat the entire thing in 2 bites. HIS LEGS ARE LIKE LITTLE PRETZEL STICKS DIPPED IN POWDERED SUGAR.
Thought it couldn’t get any cuter? Well then dip your head in a bucket of icing while I tell you this: The name of the hospital that’s bringing Rupert back to health? Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital.
TIGGYWINKLES.
I seriously want to shove him all the way up inside of me, redeliver him, and CALL HIM MY SON. I’d dress him up in Ralph Lauren hoodies and everything.
On second thought, my womb just fell out. Sorry, future!
With thanks to Jennie H. for the tip, and to Dan Hopper, who created the following photo entitled “Deer John”:
UPDATE: Oh dear God. No.
