We’ve seen a lot of crazy things in our time: Lions killing an elephant for food, Liza Minnelli locking lips with a gay zombie, two girls and one cup. But perhaps nothing is as crazy as the following surveillance footage of a miniature beagle escaping from his little jail home. Perhaps he was bitten by a CGI-d red and blue spider, or maybe he was just really, really desperate to get out. Whatever the reason, we assure you, you have never seen anything like this.

Ed. Note: To hype up the drama a bit, play SURVIVOR’s “Eye of the Tiger” or Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” while watching.

My friend Mike put it best: “Maybe they shouldn’t have housed them in a rickety lean-to.”