- BUY ME THIS NOW: Someone, please buy me this t-shirt from Glarkware, so that I can get over my depression from there not being a new episode of Gossip Girl last night. And so that I can look like a complete tool. (Jezebel)
- BUNNY IS DUNZY WITH THE HEF: Holly Madison has confirmed that she and Hugh Hefner have broken up, just days after Hugh issued a statement that they were still together. Not sure what could have happened during that short time period, but Hef being two days older than he was before sounds pretty reasonable. (Us)
- CHRISTIAN BALE NOT PAINFUL AT THE PUMP: If becoming independent of oil means no longer being able to see pictures of Christian Bale nonchalantly buying gas for his motorcycle, then we should really start drilling everywhere ASAP. (ONTD)
- SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE: Esquire has named Halle Barry the “Sexiest Woman Alive” for 2008. In the issue, she models tank tops with past Esquire covers on them, one of which is the Obama cover. I don’t think Obama realizes that he just won…everything. By having his head between Halle Barry’s boobs. (Just Jared)
- HOW MATURE: Madonna ad-libbed some anti-Sarah Palin opinion while on tour, saying that “Sarah Palin can’t come to my party. Sarah Palin can’t come to my show.” Apparently she followed that up with: “Sarah Palin smells like doodoo!” (Webster’s Is My B*tch)
