- Uh oh — looks like McCain might be in a little bit of trouble. Because Shakira has finally told the world who she supports, and read her hips: It’s Obama. Looks like he snagged that all too important sassy snake-wielding Colombian vote.
- Sources are reporting that Angelina Jolie is depressed. But perhaps more disturbing is that Brad Pitt is slowly turning into Carmen Sandiego.
- Kelly Osbourne, looking better than ever, hit the town with her new boyfriend, British rock star Twink Martindale.
- Did anyone play Palin Bingo last night? I was so close to winning, but she only said Kim Jungle and Holocaust once! Boo. And who knew there were so many blenders in Iraq? Let’s hope they use them to “smoothies” things over!* *I’m so sorry.
- Finally, print this out and pin it to your corkboard. If you’re anything like me, it will make you feel gorge!
- I don’t often get strange fan stuff, other than the occassional bouquet of roses from Wesley Snipes, but this Super Me video featuring my face pasted on a superheroes body might rank right up there with things that both delight and terrify me… mostly because of how my roots are showing. And apparently, you can make your own!
