Great news everyone! Set your prospective Christmas lists on fire, because have we got the perfect gift for and and everyone, whether they’re naughty OR nice! Why, it’s the 2009 The Naked Clown Calendar, a handy way to tell time and contribute to Multiple Sclerosis (MS) research and advocacy.
Now, I know some of you hate clowns. Not me. No sir. I love clowns. Why, if I could be the ham in a clown sandwich, I’d put an apple in my mouth and call it a life. But I never, eeeeever realized how sexy clown can be… until I got my hands on a copy of my own.
And it is now my pleasure to pass on the Naked Clown Calendar pics to you. Here they are, month by month:



9 more months to go…









I’m not gonna lie: July and November are pretty hot.
CLICK HERE to buy the actual calendar for only $20.
Sources: Contracosta Times, Better by 30, and The Naked Clown Calendar.











