- Ah, the magic of photoshop. A couple of clicks and Britney Spears transforms from Mommie Dearest into Mother of the Year.
- Paula Abdul was recently seen at LAX engaging in some very Abdul-esque behavior, which included hyperventilating, rage-filled screaming in a scary demon voice, then nearly passing out. And that was just at check-in.
- Never one to be out-skanked by 90’s tabloid partner Amy Fisher, the one and only Joey Buttafuoco has released his own sex tape that no one in their right mind would ever want to see. Sure the very thought of that is revolting, but maybe when he has his own Sex Tape Release Party, I’ll finally realize my lifelong dream of seeing Joey Buttafuoco DJ at some sh*tty bridge and tunnel bar.
- Victoria Beckham has topped the Blackwell list of Worst Dressed. But on the bright side, she topped the Blaggwell list of Best Breasts (that are fake).
- Will Smith is now actively recruiting for Scientology, which means we might be only months away from the Big Willie Style Oprah Freakout we’ve been waiting all this time for.
