- STRIKE BEARD! Late Night talk shows returned to the air waves last night, with Conan O’Brien and David Letterman demonstrating their “Guildy Consciences” with two very impressive strike beards on display. Jay Leno, however, refused to grow a beard, as it disguised his single recognizable feature: Having no sense of humor.
- Britney Spears‘ lawyers have one final objection: Bitch is crazy!
- For those of you seeking some extra guidance in picking the right person for President this year, dare we suggest turning to Moby’s journal for a little extra candidate hand-holding? When someone suggests that Fred Thompson should “be having sex with [his] hot wife while counting royalty checks from ‘the practice’ or whatever show he was on”, you know they’re making some pretty valid points.
- And speaking of celebrity blogs, Kanye West has dropped a huge bombshell on his personal journal… Beyonce Knowles is a killer Connect Four player! Thankfully, Mariah Carey’s secret of being a Nationally Ranked Rummy Cube player is still under wraps. Oh, sh_t.
- Finally, for those of you who happened to watch last night’s hyper-disturbing episode of Supernanny — about 2 teenaged girls turned into slaves by their very own parents — in lieu of Project Runway last night, feel free to call Wisoncsin’s Child Protective Services today. Because, according to the ABC board, roughly 10,000 other people are doing just that!
