And so it begins. Ever since Lindsay Lohan emerged from her Utah rehab cocoon like a beautiful not-coked-up butterfly, there were only two things that could happen – either she remained clean & sober for the rest of her natural life, or she’d eventually return to her old friends Booze & Drugs, and paparazzi would be there with cameras when it happened. The latter sadly seems to be the case, as TMZ has gotten their grubby little hands on literally seconds-long video footage in which the recovering starlet quenches her dance floor thirst with a little swig of champagne at a New Year’s Eve party. While not exactly a swan dive off of the wagon (her lawyer already claims she sought immediate help from her sponsor), it should be enough to become the Story Of The Week, just narrowly beating out the assassination of the Muslim world’s first female leader.