While Sylvester Stallone’s geriatric re-visitation of his classic blood-lusting 80’s action hero Rambo didn’t get a whole lot of love from the country’s movie critics, one young film lover has dismissed this prejudice of pretentious mainstream Hollywood press, and submitted his own glowing review of Rambo’s death-dealing blood orgy in the jungles of the 3rd world, which the snobbier mainstream film-going set is simply too old and bearded to properly appreciate. This young reviewer lays waste to the Eberts and Roepers of the world much in the same way that John Rambo himself would snap the neck of a swarthy Cambodian mercenary fighter like it was a snack size bag of potato chips.

(via Fimoculous)