- Jessica Alba is “paranoid” about breast-feeding her newborn. Someone should really explain to her that you don’t actually feed the baby your breasts.
- Anyone else read the headline “Jamie Lynn Spears to Give Up Her Baby” and have 18 conniptions? Only to realize she’s going to allow her mother to raise it? YAWN.
- We’ve spent all morning using our Lil’ Orphan Annie rings to try and decode the plot to Uma Thurman’s new movie… but so far all we got is “Page Six”, Hijinx and Ovaltine.
- Jon Stewart imagines what an Awkward Oscar’s Monologue would sound like without writers. And, to be honest, it pretty much sounds like every other Oscars Monologue we’ve ever heard. Does Bruce Vilanche use a Mad Libs for these things? Hello?
- Hamlet 2 may be a comedy making fun of other teacher-student relationship movies, but let’s face it: I will almost certainly openly sob during the conclusion, as I always do with movies of this subject matter. (See Also, A Man Without A Face and Madame Souzatska.)
