The Oscar Nominees were announced early this morning, and while there really were no humongous surprises, there were a few brow-raisers amongst the group. Which is why it is my pleasure to present to you Best Week Ever’s For Your Consideration: The Oscar Nominees, which pretty much tell it like it is. Let’s kick this off with some incredible photoshopping:
THE MOST SNUBBED PERFORMANCE BY A CHINSTRESS
Keira Knightley’s Chin in “Atonement”
Keira Knightley’s Chin in “Atonement”
MOST NOMINATED AFFLECK
Casey Affleck in “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford”
Casey Affleck in “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford”
BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HAIRCUT
Javier Bardem in “No Country for Old Men”
Javier Bardem in “No Country for Old Men”
HAPPIEST RIGHT FOOT TO BE NOMINATED
Daniel Day-Lewis’ Right Foot in “There Will Be Blood”
Daniel Day-Lewis’ Right Foot in “There Will Be Blood”
TINIEST NOMINEE
Ellen Page for “Juno”
Ellen Page for “Juno”
After the jump, our FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The Oscar Nominees list continues!!
Which Nominated Director also appeared in Kindergarten Cop? Click to find out.
MAN WHO SHOULD WIN SOLELY BASED ON THE FACT THAT HE APPEARED IN KINDERGARTEN COP AS ONE OF SCHWARZENEGGER’S STUDENTS
Jason Reitman, Best Director for Juno
Jason Reitman, Best Director for Juno
LEAST HOT PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR NOMINATED FOR PERFORMANCE IN A LEADING ROLE
Tommy Lee Jones in “In the Valley of Elah” (Up against George Clooney in “Michael Clayton”; Daniel Day-Lewis in “There Will Be Blood”; Johnny Depp in “Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”; and Viggo Mortensen in “Eastern Promises”)
Tommy Lee Jones in “In the Valley of Elah” (Up against George Clooney in “Michael Clayton”; Daniel Day-Lewis in “There Will Be Blood”; Johnny Depp in “Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”; and Viggo Mortensen in “Eastern Promises”)
MOST LIKELY TO GET PREGNANT AT 16
Youngest Supporting Actress Nominee Saoirse Ronan for “Atonement”
Youngest Supporting Actress Nominee Saoirse Ronan for “Atonement”
THE ANNUAL ROBERTO BENIGNI NOMINEE AWARD GOES TO
Marion Cotillard in “La Vie en Rose”
Marion Cotillard in “La Vie en Rose”
EASIEST NOMINEE JOKE TO MAKE, BUT HERE WE GO ANYWAY
“Norbit” for Best Makeup
“Norbit” for Best Makeup
MOST PLEASANT ANIMATED FILM TITLE TO REPEAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN
“Madame Tutli-Putli” from Canada
“Madame Tutli-Putli” from Canada
BEST PERFORMANCE BY A SUPPORTING DRAG KING
Cate Blanchett in “I’m Not There”
Cate Blanchett in “I’m Not There”
BEST PICTURE NOMINEE THAT PEOPLE THINK IS SUPES CLEVS BUT IS REALLY NOT ALL THAT AMAZING
“Juno”(pleasedonthateme)
“Juno”(pleasedonthateme)
MOST SNUBBED MOVIE THAT WE WILL CHOOSE TO BASE ON THE BAD WIGS IN THE MOVIE ALONE
“American Gangster”
“American Gangster”
THE ONLY MOVIE WE’RE PRETTY MUCH ROOTING FOR
“No Country For Old Men”
“No Country For Old Men”
