Heroes seems to be running out of compelling superpowers to give their characters these days, so while they’re on hiatus during the writers strike, perhaps they should take a gander at these REAL super-heroes with REAL super-powers our friend Matt Yule from Citizen Hero found for us on MySpace. They’re all pretty super.
5. ENTOMO THE INSECTMAN
Male, 30 years old
Hometown: Naples, Italy
Catchphrase: “I inject justice.”
Fights for: The balance between enthalpy and entropy.
Best blog moment: “Why the new generations of human boys do not spend their time searching for some decent girlfriends, anyway?”
Status: Swinger
Male, 30 years oldHometown: Naples, Italy
Catchphrase: “I inject justice.”
Fights for: The balance between enthalpy and entropy.
Best blog moment: “Why the new generations of human boys do not spend their time searching for some decent girlfriends, anyway?”
Status: Swinger
4. MASKED BIRD
Male, 37 years old
Hometown: Linden, New Jersey
Catchphrase: “If life throws you a locked door, use your skills to open it. For if you don’t, you will not advance. If you Fail, just look for another one.”
Fights for: The right to wear masks in public.
Best blog moment: “I remember walking up to this kid, in a very calm manner. And then suddenly grab his shirt, while punching him with my right hand. Right into his face. I did not stop for at least three minutes.”
Virtual pet: Tiger
Male, 37 years oldHometown: Linden, New Jersey
Catchphrase: “If life throws you a locked door, use your skills to open it. For if you don’t, you will not advance. If you Fail, just look for another one.”
Fights for: The right to wear masks in public.
Best blog moment: “I remember walking up to this kid, in a very calm manner. And then suddenly grab his shirt, while punching him with my right hand. Right into his face. I did not stop for at least three minutes.”
Virtual pet: Tiger
3. THE OWL
Male, 16 years old
Hometown: Gilbert, Arizona
Catchphrase: “I hear not what is being said, but what is hidden.”
Fights for: Something that will really help others, be it perhaps Humans, or maybe animals.
Best blog moment: “I’m pretty young, and short.”
Mood: indescribable
Male, 16 years oldHometown: Gilbert, Arizona
Catchphrase: “I hear not what is being said, but what is hidden.”
Fights for: Something that will really help others, be it perhaps Humans, or maybe animals.
Best blog moment: “I’m pretty young, and short.”
Mood: indescribable
2. DR. PRESENZA
Male, 99 years old
Hometown: Naples, Italy
Catchphrase: The riflex in the mirror. I’M THERE.
Fights for: …honest people and their overlooked rights. Period.
Best blog moment: “I’m either an excellent thinker and a rudimentary fighter.”
About me: made with the Cosmoedit MySpace Editor
Male, 99 years oldHometown: Naples, Italy
Catchphrase: The riflex in the mirror. I’M THERE.
Fights for: …honest people and their overlooked rights. Period.
Best blog moment: “I’m either an excellent thinker and a rudimentary fighter.”
About me: made with the Cosmoedit MySpace Editor
1. MASTER LEGEND
Male, 41 years old
Hometown: Winter Park, Florida
Catchphrase: “BY THE GODS ! ”
Fights to: …save the world from the evil that is devouring it.
Best blog moment: “i then judo flipped him into the urinal tank. keep in mind this happened in micro seconds , i am very fast.”
Children: Proud parent
Male, 41 years oldHometown: Winter Park, Florida
Catchphrase: “BY THE GODS ! ”
Fights to: …save the world from the evil that is devouring it.
Best blog moment: “i then judo flipped him into the urinal tank. keep in mind this happened in micro seconds , i am very fast.”
Children: Proud parent
