- WEE WILLY WONKA: Here is Clay Aiken in rehearsals for his Broadway debut in Spamalot. It’s the first time we’ve ever seen the kid looking kinda into ladies. (Page Six)
- EERY COINCIDENCE: Tonight’s episode of ABC’s Wife Swap features an entire… family… of godforsaken CLOWNS!!! Will it be the first time in television history that a Wife Swap family is buried under the porch? Watch and find out! (ABC)
- THE ONLY THING SCARIER THAN CLOWNS: This Tom Cruise Scientology Transmission Tape. It’s like midtown restaurant Mars 2112 Meets an Axe to the Face. (Gallery of the Absurd)
- PUN DAY AT A TIME: It’s kind of hard to explain what the following pun-based video, The Fax of Life, is about… even though we’ve watched it 16 times in a row and have heartily enjoyed each viewing. But is “The Fax of Life” the greatest pun ever created in history? Watch and learn. (Fatal Farm)
- FAKE DIVORCE: Eddie Murphy and fakey wife Tracey Edmonds have called it quits after only two weeks of marriage — err, spiritual ceremoniage. Which isn’t really big news to me, but my gay friend insists it’s the talk of the town amongst gay conspirary theorists, because allegedly, he’s a myooge queeah. (Access Hollywood)
