On today’s Hot Topiczzz!!! episode of “The View” (emphasis mine), the gals pondered the (clearly false) statistic that 23% of Americans have participated in three-way sexual intercourse at some point in their lives. This means, theoretically, that it is mathematically likely that at least one of the five “View” panelists has been in a threeway, but judging by their varying nervous reactions, I can’t tell which one (or more) is the lucky customer. Whoopi grows suspiciously silent, Barbara and Sherri keep pointing at one another, Elisabeth tries to turn it around on the audience, and Joy laughs it off with a nervous joke. Maybe they all just have a huge, sloppy five-way in the green room before every episode? Didn’t mean to create a mental image, just stating the most likely explanation.