- KISSING NEXT TO A TRASH BAG: Justin Timberlake and his love Jessica Biel kissed. It’s kind of mesmerizing. In that garbage-bags-are-so-sexy kind of way. (ONTD)
- LIL WAYNE DON’T WATCH NOTHING BUT SPORTS: Thusly, he’s the newest blogger for ESPN. It’s pretty awesome. (Buzzfeed)
- IMAGINARY BATS IS THE NEW BO-FLEX: Andres du Bouchet made a hilarious commercial for a new weight loss pill. (Funny Or Die)
- WATCH FOR FALLING FRAT BOY VOMIT: Two frat boys who were vomiting milk off a bridge in Tempe, AZ, caused a car accident. No word yet on which fraternity tried to pull this prank, but I’m guessing it was Sigma Throe Upsilon. I apologize. (Yahoo)
- THE GIRLS GET THE DOOR: Hugh Hefner’s bunnies are moving on. Bridgett and Kendra are for sure leaving, and now rumors are flying that Holly is also moving on and out. Wait. They’re just now realizing they share a boyfriend who is a really really old shriveled up man covered in a hundred years of hooker juice? (Celebitchy)
