We’re just TWO DAYS AWAY from the release of the movie Fireproof, starring Kirk “F*cking” Cameron, in what’s sure to be his most seminal acting tour de force since Like Father Like Son.
Here’s the trailer, along with the eight moments in the trailer that kiiiinda make me want to see this movie:
0:26 – Oh my God, does the train swerve off the track and hit her??? Guess I’m gonna have to go watch the movie to find out!
0:29 – It’s about time they got that “Facing The Giants” dream team back together!
0:49 – Did they drop a “Sex And The City” parody scene from “Disaster Movie” in here by mistake?
0:57 – 1:05 – Best joke in the film.
1:22 – Have you met my good friend, OSCAR?
1:27 – I’m so mad I could just throw a couple pieces garbage against a garage!
1:45 – Marriages are FIREPROOF, Michael.
1:55 – KIRK CAMERON MONEYSHOT
