We’ve gotten our hands on some exclusive photos of tiny actor Verne Troyer partying it up at the Enclave Nightclub in Chicago this weekend. And, from the looks of it, Verne’s got little to no trouble finding a couple of lady flesh pillows to take a quick nap on:
This next photo is kind of a David Blainish mystery… Verne seems to be floating on some sort of magic velveteen stage. Perhaps he’s just sitting on top of the box that stores Jambi‘s head in Pee Wee’s Playhouse:
Or, more appropriately:
Amazing photoshop skills notwithstanding, here’s one of Verne just bein’ Verne:
Might I just add that I had the pleasure of seeing Verne at the airport a few weeks ago. He was a great sport, and waved and signed autographs while sitting in his little rascal with a giant smile on his face. Sure, I’ve seen the man urinate on national television, and yeah, now I know what it looks like when a baby makes out with a regular sized woman, but you know what? I’m a Verne fan. Good day.
