I can’t really add anything to this headline to make it funnier:
Aaaaaaand it gets better:
Mr. Labore and Michael Naylor, of Rices Landing, were charged with taking the monkeys from Wild World of Animals in November. The monkeys were returned several hours later. Police say the teenagers apparently thought marijuana was being grown in the greenhouse where the monkeys were kept.
“Let’s break into that greenhouse and steal some marijuana!”
“There’s no pot in here, only monkeys.”
“Let’s take the monkeys then. Just need something to make my night entertaining, I’m not picky.”
“Makes sense. Can we post about it on our Myspace?”
“CAN we!”
