- AUSTIN, WE HAVE A PROBLEM: Project Runway Season 1 contestant Austin Scarlett showed up somewhere looking like this. Oh my. His shoulders look like cracked windshields. (Socialite Life)
- STATING THE OBVIOUS: Lindsay Lohan admitted publicly for the first time that she is dating Samantha Ronson. So that was the straw that broke Clay Aiken’s back! He will NOT be upstaged by Lindsay! (Yes. Clay Aiken came out.) (Jossip)
- REMEMBER MEG RYAN AND DENNIS QUAID? Meg Ryan wants us to all know that Dennis Quaid cheated on her, like, a lot. It wasn’t just her boning Russell Crowe that broke their marriage apart, okay? I’m so glad she spoke out – what with the media storm surrounding the couple’s divorce, which happened 8 years ago. (Us)
- FOR LONG LIFE, KEEP YOUR BODY BUSY: A Montana man is 112 years old and says that the secret to his longevity is to “keep your mind busy and keep your body busy.” Does masturbation count? Ernest Borgnine wants to confirm. (Yahoo)
- KANYE PUPPET SHOW: Kanye West is developing a “hip-hop meets Muppets” television program with Jimmy Kimmel-affiliated Jackhole Productions. I am pretty sure this is what Kanye’s therapist recommended – kind of how they give a doll to a kid so he can express himself, right? (L.A. Times)
