On last night’s episode of Gossip Girl, a carefully laid plan by Chuck Bass unleashed the beast within Serena. Basically, Dan was seen talking to a girl in the hallway on the first day of school, and, several drinks at a posh night club (filled with high schoolers) and one chemical burn to the scalp later, Serena fell off the good-girl wagon and morphed into the ice queen we’d always knew was there, but had not yet seen on the show. This transformation really showed Blake Lively’s acting chops, because (as the Gossip Girl narrator so accurately described her, “if looks could kill…”) the range of expression that Blake delivered was nothing short of genius. If you missed the birth of Serena B*tchDerWoodsen, you can see the brilliance here:



enjoy eating glass is not only sexy, it’s subversive.

“dead in the eyes” is not lost on Lively.

just big enough for a straw, or Dan’s tiny penis.











