- SUGAR DAUGHTER: Here’s a list of Five Possible Older Men for Miley Cyrus to date. I’m older than Miley Cyrus. Just throwin’ that out there. I’m not saying she should definitely date me cause it makes a lot of sense for both of us seriously or anything. (Pop Eater)
- BOY WHO CRIED BREAKING NEWS: When is ‘Breaking News’ neither breaking, nor news? When Audrina Patridge is moving out of Los Angeles. (Us Magazine)
- PUN WITH PUNS: Tired of “Barack and Roll?” Let’s come up with some more creative Barack Obama puns. Not Pictured on this list: Barack of Ribs, Barackilles’ Heel, and Baraka (from Mortal Kombat) Obama. (Matt Little)
- HUMOUR: You guys heard of this “Onions” site? It’s really funny! (The Onion)
- YAAAAY HOCKEY: And finally, with hockey season on the way, I wrote a Penguins Season Preview (with laughing jokes!) for the hockey blog Melt Your Face Off. Hopefully they can handle the f*ckton of hockey fans now FLOODING their site from BWE. (Melt Your Face Off)
