Remember how back in the 90′s, Oasis would always show up at various awards shows, stumble onto the stage, say something retarded about being better than The Beatles, then rebelliously spit beer all over the fans in the first few rows before ripping through “Wonderwall” again? Did you ever watch these displays and feel like, “Man, I’d really love to run up there and flying body tackle those jackasses”? Well some dude finally did it in Toronto last night. Only problem is it’s kind of been a while since Noel & Liam did or said anything obnoxiously inflammatory enough – or, for that matter, were even relevant enough – to actually deserve being violently drilled off the stage mid-Greatest Hit, so I kind of feel a little sorry for them here. Though the sheer out-of-nowhere-ness of this lunatic tearing across the stage on a destructive rampage against the Brothers Gallagher is definitely funny in a strange way. I guess if the instant karma doesn’t get you, the decade-too-late karma will…in the form of getting sacked by a drunken hooligan who’s pissed because you haven’t played “Champagne Supernova” yet.
