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8 September
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Sarah Palin: On The Iditarod, Yukon Basketball, and Hairspray

Here’s what I see when I see Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin: I see an attractive woman holding an automatic rifle who probably wanted all the fame and glory of Hollywood but, being from Alaska, had to settle for “Hot Governor” and now, “Hot Face of the Republican Party”. And is if her 80s pagaent photos weren’t already enough to prove this point, might I offer you the latest piece of evidence proving Sarah Palin’s bloodthirsty lust for the spotlight: She used to be a Sportsanchor. In the 80s. In Alaska. And, much to her approval surely, someone has found video evidence of this feat! So please, check out this video of the woman who is somehow both pro-gun and pro-life, talking about things like dog racing and Seawolves and Nanooks, here. I will tell you this: I might vote for her based on her fabulous hair-sense alone.

(via COMEDYSMACK)

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