Well we started the week by totally tricking you guys into thinking Kanye West would spend his Labor Day guest-blogging for us, and we’re going to conclude the week with my live reports all this weekend from the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards, at which Kanye will be performing. It’s the circle of blog-life, and here’s everything that happened in between:
- Disaster Movie achieved the impossible, shattered expectations, and became the very first of the terrible-spoof-parody movie genre to earn itself a perfect 00% on Rotten Tomatoes.
- We were all subjected to the dreaded Horse Penis Virus, and suffered together.
- Michelle presented 7 easy ways for you to tell whether or not your elephant might be a drug addict.
- We explored Mario Lopez’s many, many magazine covers.
- With one single photograph, Howie Mandel rendered decades of the Hollywood Walk of Fame completely meaningless.
- Michelle came up with some casting suggestions for the rumored Ghostbusters III movie.
- Dan explored ways in which Team McCain could have used that weird green screen to make John look less pale during his speech.
- Inspired by the bombshells dropped by Blair Waldorf’s new boyfriend on the season premiere of Gossip Girl, Sara and I finally make some stark revelations about ourselves.
- I suffered through all two ours of the premiere of the new 90210 and liveblogged to tell about it.
