After watching John McCain’s Convention Speech last night in front of an alternating bright green background, a bright blue background, and an apparent Flonase commercial, it’s clear that the Republican presidential nominee is in dire need of some less vibrant, less pastel-ey backgrounds to draw attention away from his overwhelmingly pale television facade. Here are ten suggestions:
1. Core Of The Sun
2. The Dude From “Powder”
3. Abominable Snowman
4. The White Album
5. Freshman Dorm Room
6. Friends
7. Bread & Water
8. Joe Biden
9. Penn State Home Game
10. Republican National Convention
