- TRUE OR FALSE: Daughters of Pro-Life activists are always slutty. ANSWER? True.
- Lindsay Lohan skipped her paternal grandfather’s funeral last Thursday. In other news, are we still talking about her? I just figured… after all this time…. sigh.
- As if Helen Mirren’s miraculous rack wasn’t enough to love her, she now admits that she quit using cocaine after finding out the drug money was going to the Nazis. What a broad.
- Amy Winehouse may be suffering brain damage as a result of repeated drug use. Her doctors also added in addition to brain damage, her hair was teased, her teeth were broken, and she was looking “a touch thin.”
- Wait wait wait…I know I was in the Holy Land for a couple of weeks, but hold on hold on… John Mayer broke up with Jennifer Aniston? The Olympics happened?? David Duchovny has a SEX ADDICTION? THE KING OF VOICEROVERS IS DEAD???? WHAT. THE. HELL.
