Remember the lame plot point at the end of last season on Gossip Girl where Serena was losing her sh*t and being all “oh noes, will Dan ever love me again!?!” because she supposedly “killed a guy” when in actuality some junkie who tried to date rape her just did too much coke and OD’d? Well our friend Heather Fink created an alternate – and infinitely more satisfying – ending, which is what really should have gone down if the show wasn’t a cartoon of a soap opera and had the balls to be a bit more stabby. Also, look for a cameo from our own Brian Faas!
