These crazy gas prices have us all feeling the pinch at the pump this summer, but even as I cringed at 50 bucks for a half tank of gas, never did I realize that things had gotten so supremely bad that my boy Diddy has been reduced to flying American Airlines with the common plebes for his bi-coastal jaunts to LA. According to the latest Diddy blog, round-trip fuel for his private jet has been running the Bad Boy about a quarter of a million dollars these days, meaning that it’s just become more fiscally prudent for His Diddyness to fly first-class or even coach for a couple grand instead of unnecessarily dropping 250K to pretend he’s in a rap video every time he needs to take a meeting in Hollywood about a new reality show idea he had in his Diddy dream last night. Gas prices are too motherf*cking high, people. Diddy, standing at an airline gate, with REGULAR PEOPLE. THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. George Bush doesn’t care about Diddy, that’s for sure. Also, are you listening Saudi Arabian people and other folks with some oil? Send Diddy some oil for his jet, please. This is out of control.
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