Pete Wentz Collapsed When He Heard That The Name Zuma Nesta Rock Had Already Been Taken

Pete Wentz took a tumble. Did his big-ass sunglasses throw his equilibrium off? Was his hair gel oozing and getting into his eyes, thus blurring his vision? Or did he suddenly realize he was married to Ashlee Simpson?

Though I am probably going to fall and break my face for teasing him for it, it feels so good to see a big-toothed dillweed like him bite it, doesn’t it??

(via Jezebel)