- Alex finally has the balls to ask the question: Is Michael Phelps a Douche? He also takes a look into a crystal ball-shaped swimming pool to predict Five Possible Futures For Michael Phelps. Surprisingly absent from the list? Old Douche.
- Still, Phelps isn’t even close to the douchiest athlete in the ’08 Olympics. Unless he said something about “me rikey egg roll” off camera.
- Sara needs your help to pick an image for her custom-designed Keds. Looks like it’s down to Brad Pitt Convo or Spaghetti Cat.
- Stampede Light Beer: The Champagne of Vitamin Beers endorsed by Jessica Simpson
- Count the number of stink faces in the Hills premiere! Sara counts sixteen.
- I said it once and I’ll say it again — f*ck you, Pasta n’ More.
- The only thing sadder than Lil Orphan Humpy thinking a yacht was its mother and trying to nurse? Lil’ Orphan Humpy’s mysterious disappearance, possibly up the Rainbow Bridge.
- BWE said goodbye to our old office, as well as our old Tony Danza Video Library and Headshot of Gopher From Love Boat.
