AD WIZARDS: If You Don’t Use Duracell, Your Child Will Be Kidnapped

In this episode of Duracell Without A Trace, a mother thanks her lucky stars that she has Duracell batteries in her electronic child locater because her kid is gone for more than ten seconds and a molester van happens to be driving away, presumably molesting her child:

EPILOGUE: The kid was just running away to get a balloon. The molester actually grabbed some kid whose mom used Energizer.

(via Consumerist)