Why Is Zac Efron Wearing “Defense” Ass Shorts?

A) They were sold out of “Princess”

B) Exercising is his “Defense” against stress? Or his ass is?

C) It’s a word puzzle: Ass + Defense = Defensass. Defenseless? The Fences? HaydenIsMyDefenseAndByThatIMeanBeard?

D) Confused attempt to pose as a sports fan by cheering for “Defense” in general instead of a particular team/school.

E) Zac Efron is a gay elf who bought a pair of shorts with the word “Defense” on them.

(via Socialitelife)