So there’s this clever new viral marketing site called Yearbook Yourself that allows you to upload a picture of yourself, then see what you might have looked like throughout the last 50 years, according to the prevailing styles of the times. The results just might horrify you. Join me, if you will, on this nightmare journey of Blagg through the ages.
In 1954, I looked…
…like the kind of bearded beatnik who read A Catcher In The Rye a little too much and may also have been a communist.
In 1960, I looked…
…like a gay CIA agent.
In 1970, I looked…
…like a graduate student who smoked a lot of pot and tried to trick chicks into bed with new agey pseudo-philosophical free love babble.
See the rest, after the jump!
In 1976, I looked…
…like someone who only wore turtlenecks.
In 1980, I looked…
…like I’ve always seen myself deep in my heart and mind, a person who so clearly won at life.
In 1982, I looked…
…like a Blagg Panther who was also an enthusiastic fan of Welcome Back Kotter.
In 1984, I looked…
…like Jerry Garcia when he was young.
In 1992, I looked…
…pretty much like I looked in 1992 (except without the facial hair).
In 2000, I looked…
…Y2GAY.
