- Old Ernie Borgnine stopped by Fox and Friends and let the gang know that the secret to long life is whacking off a lot.
- Dane Cook didn’t like the poster for his new movie My Best Friend’s Girl, so he designed his own version and sent it to us.
- Olympic gold medalist swimmer Michael Phelps might just be a reanimated corpse from the Bodies Exhibit. We’re just sayin’.
- Following this week’s “Julia Childs was a spy” news bombshell, Sara came up with a list of celebrity chefs she thinks would also make good spies (and casseroles).
- Michelle delved into the YouTubes to find the 10 best/creepiest/Chris Hansen-iest moments from To Catch A Predator.
- And while she was there, she also found the 10 Most Inappropriate Cover Versions of Mariah Carey’s “Touch My Body”.
- And finally, the 8 moments from the Olympics Opening Ceremonies that made Sara ruin 8 perfectly good pairs of pants.
