WILLED INTO EXISTENCE: The Real Life E. Honda

Meet Internetto Mcfasthands, the world’s fastest clapper, who can clap his hands up to fourteen times a second over the course of sixty seconds!

This would be impressive, except for the fact that 1) I’ve been jaded into never being impressed by anything that occurs on the internet anymore, and 2) I’ve already seen this before.

But still, an A for effort:

This is the reaction I picture coming from our readers every time I publish a blog post.