10 yard penalty on Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado for blurring the line between “bromance” and “latent homo-eroticism.”
10 yard penalty on INF Daily for unironically referring to these two as “Reality Kings.”
Another 5 yard penalty on Brody for literally having “Bro” in his name, which, even after a couple years, still seems impossible.
15 Yard penalty on Levi’s for believing this is what people want to see and probably being right.
We also have a 15 yard penalty on the author of this post for continuing to rip on these reality show alums and subsequently giving them more of the negative buzz from which they continue to thrive.
These penalties offset. No need to replay Second Down, ever.
(Additional 5 yard penalty on You, the reader, for questioning why the penalties would be called on the refs themselves)
