Really Down To Earth Stars: They’re Just Like Us!

Awww… Paul Rudd went and got popcorn and soda from the AMC refreshment stand!

When Jennifer Lopez goes to the movies, she insists on being fed individual gold-dipped quail eggs blessed by a convocation of flavor clerics before they’re gyrated from the belly buttons of Andalusian male sex slaves (clad only in sealskin banana slings) and massaged into her mouth.