Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 4th dimension of insane celebrity photographs: Dopplegangbanging Jenkins’ Chace Crawford and Zac Efron were actually photographed — side by side — at The 2008 Teen Choice Awards. For those of you that for months have assumed that they are, in fact, the same person, think again. At first glance, these two look like identical twins. But upon further inspection, they actually have many differences that set them apart. And I have taken it upon myself to find those very differences.
Take a good look at the above pics, and see you if can SPOT THE DIFFERENCES.
The answer is after the jump.
1. Chace‘s hair is delightfully mussed up and choppy. Zac‘s hair has taken some notes from the Jared Leto School of Flat Ironing and is, in fact, quite shiny and fine, if not scalped from a lady.
2. Efron‘s eyebrows are well manicured, and a whole 3 shades pubier than his head hair. Crawford’s are au naturale, and happy to see you.
3. Chace is able to grow hair out of his face, a fashion that industry experts refer to as “a half beard.” Zacky looks like a young Asian girl who maybe, quite possibly just got her first p-rod.
4. Let’s not even talk about facials. Seriously.
5. Chace‘s nose has got character. Zac‘s nose would probably cheat on you (i.e. little to no character.)
6. Zac‘s haircolor could be described as “Autumn Sunrise”, while Chace is going for more of a “Chestnut Delight.”
7. Do I detect a hint of an Adam’s apple?
8. I would dip my toe in a pool of morning after pills to spend even on sweet evening alone with Chace Crawford. I would not, however, risk being an MTV True Life documentary for the sake of Zac Efron.
Those are the differences! Did I leave some out? (HINT: Of course I did.)
