- COSTUME IDEA: Sure, Halloween might be a good 3 months away, but it’s never too early to start brainstorming costume ideas. This year, I think I’ll go as Sylvester Stallone’s penis, seen right. (The Daily Mail)
- EGO INFLATION: Oprah Winfrey is the wealthiest TV personality in America, earning $385 million a year. The richest in the world? Tinotenda Tinashe, host of Zimbabwe Today, who pulls in $48 Unodecillion dollars per season. (Us Magazine)
- AIRY HOLA: The latest Calvin Klein ad, featuring Eva Mendes writhing around on a sheet with her nipple not far behind, has been deemed too hot for TV. But once again, television’s slutty step-sister, The Internet, is like “Whatevs!”, and brings it to you in its entirety. (WWD)
- EVEN MORE NIPPLE: And one for the ladies! Angry Leo Dicaprio on the high seas. Less controversial, certainly, but equally NSFW-y (Celebitchy)
- PATRICIA XY: Good news! Patricia Heaton has re-inherited a bellybutton. Forget that it looks like someone stuck an apple corer in her abdomen — it’s there! (TMZ)
